Funny Boys

I was in the bathroom a bit ago getting ready. I hear this going on in the kitchen:

Jack: “Mikie, we get to go to that mall with Daddy tonight special.
Mikie: “Yeah, that… that one with the kerosene?”
Jack: “No, it’s not kerosene Mikie, it’s called a carousel.”
Mikie: “Ohh yeah, a carousel.”
Jack: “Kerosene, Mikie… kerosene is what Daddy puts in the house with the heater to warm up our house.”
Mikie: “Ohh yeah, and we don’t ride on that.”

Then just minutes ago the boys both come down the stairs, yelling at each other, trying to get to me first to tell on the other. Mikie gets here first and while he’s telling me they bumped heads, Jack is yelling, “That’s not what happened!” So I said “what happened Jack?” He replies, “Mikie had his head right in the way and I hit it with mine by accident.”