Future Resume

Sometimes I wonder what I can put on my future resume – that’s assuming I go back to work :). Here are a few things that came to mind with my current employment experience:

I am a bellhop… bar keep (what’ll it be, milk or juice?)… laundry mat (open 24 hours, 7 days a week)… sanitation crew (ever seen “Dirty Jobs?”)… dog whisperer… punching bag… librarian… teddy bear… photographer… chef (or short order cook, chef sounded better)… ER nurse… waitress (not only do I cook, I take the orders)… dishwasher… fisherman (no, not the lake, the toilet)… survivor… artist (finger paints anyone?)… referee… teacher… toy store owner (do toy store owners get rid of old inventory? I did today!)… tour bus driver… pharmacist… chair… confidant… story teller… weight lifter (carrying Mikie or Mol buffs me up)… shoe salesman (“here, try these, they’re your size”)… tailor… psychologist… secretary… meteorologist… interior designer (“let’s see if your beds will fit this way”)… stairmaster… muppeteer… pack mule… I am a Mom.